I am the Cat who walks by himself

bootipop: Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:55:38 -0400

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:28:48 -0400

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

bokuta: hello friends friendly reminder pls don’t upset my friends bcos when you upset my friends...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:14:28 -0400

bokuta:

hello friends friendly reminder

pls don’t upset my friends

bcos when you upset my friends you upset me

and when if you upset me

i’ll break your necks

nelkhael: Throne of Games.

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:13:00 -0400

nelkhael:

Throne of Games.

hitlersbreastmilk: i shaved my legs someone touch me

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:32:27 -0400

hitlersbreastmilk:

i shaved my legs someone touch me

weepingfandom: helloandgoodbyesweetie: SHE SAID THE THING YES SHE SAID THE THING I WONDER IF...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:31:18 -0400

weepingfandom:

helloandgoodbyesweetie:

SHE SAID THE THING

YES SHE SAID THE THING

I WONDER IF SHE’LL SAY THE OTHER THING

NO THAT IS NOT THE THING

THAT IS THE WRONG THING

NO

NO

NO

ABORT ABORT

NO

SHE DIDN’T SAY THE RIGHT THING

STOP

NO

MY TEARS

superheroesdoingweirdshit: Is it even really worth featuring...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:22:45 -0400

superheroesdoingweirdshit:

Is it even really worth featuring Deadpool on a blog dedicated to highlighting the weird things superheroes do

HIS NAMETAG

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:07:42 -0400

HIS NAMETAG

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Sat, 25 May 2013 15:02:48 -0400

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:33:53 -0400

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it. That’s it right there.

(via oddpicturesoddpeople)

apondnamedriver: completelycumberbatched: dudeufugly: Benedict...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:23:59 -0400

apondnamedriver:

completelycumberbatched:

dudeufugly:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s deleted shower scene in Star Trek Into Darkness

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

Fucking hell, imagine that in 3D.

broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:16:27 -0400

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

mokou: if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:14:04 -0400

mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

vagisodium: shoot for the moon, and if you miss, you will be alone in the dark, cold endless vacuum...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:12:36 -0400

vagisodium:

shoot for the moon, and if you miss, you will be alone in the dark, cold endless vacuum of space, hundreds of thousands of miles from your loved ones, let to die of either a lack of oxygen or starvation, whichever comes first

hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:11:05 -0400

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

"Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their opinions on women’s..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:49:41 -0400

“Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their opinions on women’s appearance matter a lot. Not all men buy into this, of course, but many do. Some seem incapable of entertaining the notion that not everything women do with their appearance is for men to look at. This is why men’s response to women discussing stifling beauty norms is so often something like “But I actually like small boobs!” and “But I actually like my women on the heavier side, if you know what I mean!” They don’t realize that their individual opinion on women’s appearance doesn’t matter in this context, and that while it might be reassuring for some women to know that there are indeed men who find them fuckable, that’s not the point of the discussion.

Women, too, have been socialized to believe that the ultimate arbiters of their appearance are men, that anything they do with their appearance is or should be “for men.” That’s why women’s magazines trip over themselves to offer up advice on “what he wants to see you wearing” and “what men think of these current fashion trends” and “wow him with these new hairstyles.” While women can and do judge each other’s appearance harshly, many of us grew up being told by mothers, sisters, and female strangers that we’ll never “get a man” or “keep a man” unless we do X or lose some fat from Y, unless we moisturize//trim/shave/push up/hide/show/”flatter”/paint/dye/exfoliate/pierce/surgically alter this or that.

That’s also why when a woman wears revealing clothes, it’s okay, in our society, to assume that she’s “looking for attention” or that she’s a slut and wants to sleep with a bunch of guys. Because why else would a woman wear revealing clothes if not for the benefit of men and to communicate her sexual availability to them, right? It can’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that it’s hot out or it’s more comfortable or she likes how she looks in it or everything else is in the laundry or she wants to get a tan or maybe she likes women and wants attention from them, not from men?

The result of all this is that many men, even kind and well-meaning men, believe, however subconsciously, that women’s bodies are for them. They are for them to look at, for them to pass judgment on, for them to bless with a compliment if they deign to do so. They are not for women to enjoy, take pride in, love, accept, explore, show off, or hide as they please. They are for men and their pleasure.”

- Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via ellesugars)

diamondtwink: My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:44:08 -0400

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

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Sat, 25 May 2013 06:38:56 -0400

me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:26:17 -0400

me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:23:43 -0400

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.